AlterniaFM

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Panel #1
Oh, this again. You wonder why you even came to this abominable web page in the first place. To be lulled into complacency by yet another mediocre web comic, not as good as its original parent comic, and not as bad as something you'd find six years into the bowels of your deviant uploads? No. This time will be different, you assure yourself. This time you were surely be...entertained. Then you wonder why you were thinking all these things in the first place. After all, you are only a teenage girl. Let's just start off there, shall we? Then we forget those prior thoughts ever happened. Shhh. shh. Only reading now.