Go Get a Roomie!

Eridan: Pull a Tirsok on the Cliffs.

Panel #1
WHAT ARE YOU--
OH MY GOD.
NO.
FUCK NO.
TELL ME YOU AREN'T ABOUT TO JUMP.
HOLY FUCK.
DOES YOUR THINK PAN SHRIVEL UP IF YOU'RE OUT OF WATER TOO LONG??
DO YOU HAVE *ANY* IDEA HOW FAR IT IS TO THE GROUND.
OH SHIT OH SHIT OH SHIT OH SHIT

i suggest you put the pistol dowwn kar
WHAT THE
YOU CAN'T
ARE YOU TAKING YOURSELF HOSTAGE?
WHY WOULD YOU TAKE YOURSELF HOSTAGE AGAINST SOMEBODY WHO HATES YOU?
ARE YOU INSANE?

maybe
...

He puts down the pistol.

Holy crab, he really DOES want to get you over a pail.

Okay. Time to make this happen. Preferably with a suitably caliginously badass line.

You cannot think of any suitably caliginously badass lines.

Maybe you will just steal one.