Go Get a Roomie!

Karkat: Be trolled.

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solluxCaptor [SC] began trolling karkatVantas [KV]
SC: Hey kk
KV: OH THANK GOG.
KV: I WAS ALMOST FUCKING WORRIED ABOUT YOU.
KV: ALMOST.
KV: I HEARD YOU WERE GOING TO DO SOMETHING STUPID.

SC: Well
SC: yeah
SC: kinda.

KV: OH FUCK.
KV: WELL, DON'T.
KV: I MEAN SERIOUSLY.

SC: I already did
SC: But I'm fine
SC: basically

KV: OH MY GOD.
KV: BASICALLY FINE.
KV: DEFINE "BASICALLY FINE."

SC: I jumped
SC: but there was a passerby

KV: OH.
KV: FUCK.
KV: FUCK YOU.
KV: HOW COULD YOU EVEN DO THAT.
KV: DO NOT DO THAT AGAIN.
KV: DO *NOT* DO THAT AGAIN.

SC: Yeah, I can manage that.
KV: OK GOOD.
KV: DON'T SCARE ME LIKE THAT.
KV: YOU KNOW I'D HAVE TO BLAME MYSELF FOR IT.
KV: SINCE YOU TALKED TO ME LAST.
KV: AND I DON'T THINK EITHER OF US WANT THE INEVITABLE RESULTS OF MY SELF-LOATHING ON THEIR CONSCIENCES.

SC: Hehehe yeah.
SC: But I'm definitely n0t d0ing that again.
SC: I actually feel pretty stupid ab0ut it n0w.
SC: And kind 0f wish I hadn't.

KV: WAIT
KV: WHAT'S WITH THE ZEROS.
KV: WHY ARE YOU TYPING WITH ZEROS.

SC: I'm n0t actually the 0ne typing.