Be the sea dweller lowblood.
There are times when you really hate being a SEA DWELLER. Being at the bottom of the hemospectrum sucks roe. On days like this, you half consider slicing off your own fins. It won't change your blood color, but even trying to pass as a SUBJUGGLATOR would be better than being a sea dweller.
But you'd much rather slice off the head of the next LAND DWELLER that looks at you funny.
You can't do that, though. Not unless you want to get culled on the spot.