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> CC: Create Homestuck Fan Adventure

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Your name is CAIRO ZELPHEST. Today is the first day of a new semester of COLLEGE, and you dread the oncoming experience. You are an overzealous participant in numerous FANDOMS which monopolize most of your free time and you have a serious problem with PROCRASTINATION. You enjoy a wide variety of VIDEO GAMES and tend to gush about INTERNET CELEBRITIES. You frequently edit VIDEO and build WEBSITES, but frequently put yourself down over it.

Your chumhandle is caluclativeComposer and you can’t help but be SNARKY and SARCASTIC all the time. ALL OF IT.

What will you do?