Panel #1
A young man stands in his basement, which quite luckily also doubles as his bedroom. And before the questions and laughter start flying, yes, this is his mother's house. But that means nothing to this young man, as today is only his sixteenth birthday, so it's not like he has an option of whether or not he is going to live with his mother.

Hold on a moment, you can't just keep referring to this young man as "young man". Surely he has a name.