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Your name is Itchy. You are apart of the nefarious Felt: a group which has, thus far, provided you with an endless free supply of the only salary any prompt gentleman such as yourself could possibly care for. Coffee. The concept of accepting currency for payment, proposed to you many years ago upon your having first entered the Felt, seemed then and seems now entirely absurd. You would simply have to go through the trouble of exchanging that for caffeinated beverage, which would be a waste of time.

You do not like to waste time.

You are currently in your room in the Felt Mansion. It is as you left it. The mansion is quiet and peaceful. There is no reason to assume that any of the Felt's numerous foes could ever infiltrate it at any point in time.