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Failure to Scratch

Panel #1
A young man stands in his bedroom. It just so happens that today, the 13th of April, 2018, is NOT this young man's birthday, but it is still a very important day. It has been nineteen years since he was given life, but it is only today he will be given a name!

What will the name of this young man be?