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Panel #1
A young troll stands in his respiteblock. It just so happens that today, the 17th of January, is nothing special!

...Haha, you were probably expecting it to be this young troll's wriggling day, weren't you? That's stupid. You're stupid.

But just because it's not his wriggling day, it doesn't mean he doesn't get a name! What will the name of this young troll be?