AlterniaFM

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A young, currently unnamed lad stands by the door of his bedroom

A young lad stands in his room. It just so happens that today, the (date), is not a day of any importance whatsoever. The only exciting thing that could possibly happen today would be if a certain package would arrive. It's been a whole week since the planned arrival date, and at this point, you're beginning to fear the delivery company sent it to someplace remote and far...like Kentucky or Connecticut. If that were the case, you'd be highly peeved. It takes so much paperwork to get packages back to where they are meant to be sent...well you guess not literal paperwork, but you'd still be rather peeved. You think it's about time you gave this lad a name, so what shall it be?