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Panel #1
A young little boy stands in his room. Today's not this kids birthday, why would it be his birthday, nothing in the original story had anything to do with birthday's. Today is the day that the game SBURB is being released today the full game. They say the beta testers destroyed the world with some aliens last time, so they fixed it and now are letting you and your friend play the finished version before releasing to the public. Anyway, fuck it, what's this kids name?