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JUST LOOK AT THOSE CURTAINS.

DON'T IT GET THE NOSTALGIA FLOWING ALL UP OUT OF YOUR PUMP BISCUIT? MAYBE IT'S EVEN BRINGING SOME GRIEF DROPLETS OUTTA YOUR EYES. I KNOW IT IS MINE. LEASTWISE THE ONE I GOT LEFT.

BET YOU THOUGHT THAT YOU'D NEVER SEE THEM AGAIN, YOU FAITHLESS MOTHERFUCKER. NORMALLY I'D BE ALL UP IN YOUR BUSINESS WITH A HATCHET FOR THAT WEAK ASS BELIEF OF YOURS. MAYBE PLAY A LITTLE BOWLING WITH THAT MOTHERFUCKIN BALL YOU GOT ON YOUR SHOULDERS.

BUT NOT TODAY. I GOT TOO MUCH MUTHA FUCKIN WICKED CLOWN LOVE SWELLING UP MY THINK PAN FOR THAT HARSH SHIT RIGHT NOW. CAUSE TODAY A MIRACLE HAPPENED. TODAY I GOT A NEW MISSION ALL HANDED DOWN ON MY UNWORTHY ASS FROM ON HIGH. I GOTTA FOLLOW IN THE FOOTSTEPS OF OUR LORD. GOTTA PICK UP HIS WORK WHERE HE LEFT IT AND FINISH IT IN HIS NAME NOW THAT HE'S OFF BEING A BIG MONEY HUSTLA THROUGHOUT ALL THE MOST CHICKENSHIT GHETTOS PARADOX SPACE GOT TO OFFER.

THIS CARNIVAL AIN'T STOPPING JUST CAUSE THE RINGMASTER'S GONE. NOW GIVE ME A WHOOP WHOOP AND PRESS THAT FUCKING ARROW KEY SO WE CAN START GETTING DOWN TO BUSINESS.