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A young troll lays down on a patch of grass. It just so happens that tomorrow, the 26th bilunar perigee of the 8th dark season's equinox, is the day of this young troll's larval awakening, also known as wriggling day. Although it was only 7 solar sweeps ago this troll was given life, it is only today he will be given a name!

7 Alternian solar sweeps, for reference, is fifteen Earth years.

What will the name of this young troll be?