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Homestuck Abridged Shorts

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SHORT 1#: I DONT WANT TO DO THIS AGAIN
Panel #2

terminallyCapricious [TC] began trolling carcinoGeneticist [CG]
TC: Hi
CG: Hello good sir would you like some Tea?
TC: No, Do YoU kNoW wHeRe Is Cg?
CG: I Don't Know This Person Called Cg Sounds Like A Guy Who Knows A Lot In Romance
TC: ReAlY? tHaTs WeIrD i WaNtEd To TaLk AbOuT oUr "HoLy LaNd ThE dArK cArNiVaL" aNd ThE gReAt MiRaClEs
CG: Thats Weird I THOUGH THAT THE FUCKING CARNIVAL WAS
CG: ...
CG: FUCK I SCREWED UP AGAIN
TC: CaLm YoUr SeLf FrIeNd We CaN rEtRy NeXt TiMe :o)
CG: HOW CAN I CALM THE FUCK DOWN WHEN THIS IS THE 612TH TIME WE DO THIS AND I FUCK UP THE LINE
TC: DoNt CrY wE wIlL gEt It tHe MoThErFuCkInG NeXt TiMe :o)
CG: REALY? I BET IF WE FUCKING CONTINUE LIKE THIS WE WILL END MAKING 1111 TRIES BEFORE ACTUALY DOING IT AND AFTER THAT WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK DO WE DO?
TC: I tHoUgHt AbOuT aBoUt TrYiNg AgAiN :o)
CG: WAIT, WHY THE FUCK YOU ARE STILL ASKING ME TO RETRY
TC: LeTs ReTrY aGaIn I tHiNk We cAn dO bEtTer :o)
CG: I AM NOT GONNA RETRY YOU READ ME?
CG: I AM NOT GONNA FUCKING RETRY
CG: I
CG: AM
CG: NOT
CG: GONNA
CG: FUCKING
CG: RETRY
TC RuNs AwAy CrYiNg LiKe A mOtHeRfUcKiNg LiTtLe BiTcH fRoM CG
CG: TC HOW THE FUCK CAN YOU DO THAT
TC: do what ;o(
CG: THE "runs away like a bitch" ONE YOU SEND
TC: il tell you IF YOU RETRY AGAIN MOTHERFUCKA >:o)
CG: FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

The Conversation Keeps going retrying again and yet TC never explained CG how did he do that
and in the meanwhile he also caused CG to brake a part of the floor of his room and involontarily set every Log to be Centralized and AND have a red back ground