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Another Fanfiction Parody

The Reader notices a distinct lack of pictures.

The Author apologises, as the format of this site is still new to them.

Now, this is a crossover, yes, but you do not have to have read Maximum Ride to read this, as it will be explanatory later on.

This is a Homestuck FanAdventure, so viewer discretion is advised.

A young man stands in his bedroom. It just so happens that today, the 13th of April, 2009, is this young man's birthday. Though it was thirteen years ago he was given life, it is only today he will be given a name!

... Which is pretty weird, since his friends all seem to know it immediately...

What has he been called in the past?


Most importantly...

What will the name of this young man be?