>Bitventure, but new.

woah! a giant! oh, that's not a giant! that's you! you friccin moron!
There you are! you are bit. you enjoy wearing a series of elaborate HATS, all of which you have lost, due to some hilarious and infuriating antics. you just so happen to be intensely allergic to BEES, and you are surprised to find out that you haven't been stung a single time today! and this SAPLING in front of you is devoid of them completely. what will you do?