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A young troll stands in his respiteblock. It so happens that today, the 17th of June, holds no significance at all, as the 17th of June does not exist. And it never will. Today however, is the 17th bilunar perigee of the dark season's equinox. It was 5.5 solar sweeps ago that this young troll was given life, it is only today that he shall be given a name!

What will the name of this young troll be?