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Panel #1
Here is a young man at the age of 15. What is his name, you might ask? Well, let's find out.

Your name is DASH MARSH. You enjoy loads of GAME including the video type, mostly the ones created by your all loving God NINTENDO. You also enjoy a high variety of tv shows, but your favorite has to be IMPRACTICAL JOKERS. You consider your friends to be extremely IMPORTANT to you and you do your best to include them in whatever activity you perform. You tend to be SLOW when it comes to getting jokes but this doesn't hurt with your QUICK SARCASTIC REMARKS. You also enjoy school very much and hates when people complain about it. Let's not forget about your high admiration for dogs, even naming your handle off of them. dogsbarkVeryloud.

Now, what will you do?