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A young dork stands in his bedroom. It just so happens that today, the 13th of April, 2009, is this young man's birthday. Though it was thirteen years ago he was given life, it is only today he will be K1ck3d 1n Th3 F4ce By 4 Tot4lly 4wesom3 Tro11!

What will the name of this young man be?