You wake up on a sizzling hot, tiled floor. Memory, hazy, coupled with a pounding headache. The intense rays of light casting into the room reek of an unmistakable sense of promise and almost severe optimism.



Assess situation.

You recognize this COMMUNAL OF EMPLOYMENT, it's the location of your JOB. You wish you could remember what it actually is, but this head trauma is really taking its toll on your mind!

What is this paunchy reptilian's occupation?