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Cherub: Introduce yourself.

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You are a teenage male malevolent cherub who is completely unrelated to Caliborn whatsoever. Your nickname is COBALT. Your SISTER came up with the idea to give yourselves NICKNAMES due to the whole, "never ever give your real name to anyone" thing. So your name is COBALT, you guess. Sometimes you like to call yourself LORD COBALT because it sounds cool.

You just woke up and you're very grumpy. What will you do?