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A young boy stands in his bedroom. You, the boy, don’t really fucking know why you’re standing there, though. It’s tiring, and your legs fucking hurt. Long legs, you might add. And fingers.

Damnity fuckin damn do you have long fingers.
What will this young boy’s name be?