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Your name is JOHN EGBERT, and you are currently playing a HAUNTING REFRAIN.

The EGBERT family is one of high PRESTIGE and HONOR, according to your DAD. You yourself aren't really sure about the PRESTIGE and HONOR, but if your DAD says it's part of being in the EGBERT family, he must be RIGHT.

The EGBERT family is one of the world's MOST FAMOUS families because of TWO THINGS. The COOKING, and the MUSIC. You have been practicing PIANO since CHILDHOOD, and soon your DAD will allow you, finally, to COOK.