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Shitpost Sleuth: Begin.

Panel #1
Your name is DEVLAN DARMASHIENER and as always, you're alone in your office. You work as an ACE DERAILER, or as you like to call it, a SHITPOSTER. Many degrading letters are sent to you every day, in numerous quantity. It is a cold autumn morning. You feel particularly EMO today, as you do every other day.

What will you do?