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Your name is KELLY LYNCH and after several long hours of riding in the car, stopping at rest areas, and gross gas stations, you're finally at your NEW HOUSE!

You are FOUR YEARS OLD and gosh darn you're excited to be here! Your interests include CUTE THINGS, MY LITTLE PONY, and MAKING NEW FRIENDS. Among other things. And gosh darn you just can't wait to go exploring the new big house you and your parents just moved into!