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QUEST FOR ROCKINGTON

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The air is fresh with the smells of any good detective's office. The soft wave of tobacco, the industrial smell of newspaper ink, the tempting odor of freshly roasted coffee (one scoop of sugar, with hazelnut creamer, the only way a good detective would have their cup of Joe).

You have just finished reading the latest issue of The Daily Ech, the premiere text of any experienced shitposter. One of the stories on the front cover had you silently whispering "shit" beneath your breath, and the Jontron-Man and Greased Lightning comic had you at the edge of your seat. You really hope next Thursday's issue will be just as good, and won't have an abrupt ending that leaves ends untied.