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Panel #1
A young man stands in his... Holy shit, what happened to the perspective? Christ, I really need to stop using Paint.NET and just fucking buy Adobe Illustrator or Photoshop already. And a drawing tablet. That might help.

Anyways, a young man stands in his room. As it so happens (what a fucking coincidence), today, the first day of May, is this young man's birthday.

Although he was only brought into existence less than 15 minutes ago, it's already time for us to name him.

What is this boy's name?