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Eridan: Cry in a puddle of blood, tears, and faygo.

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Oh, Gog.

A young sea-dweller lays in his bedroom. It just so happens that today is his wriggling day. Yeah, we already know. Oh Jegus, he's loosing blood fast. We should patch that up. Wait, oh GOG. WHAT HAPPENED TO HIS CAPE?!