AlterniaFM

[S] You: Get Dunked

Panel #1
A YOUNG SPIDER STANDS IN YOUR ROOM. ALTHOUGH IT HAS BEEN THREE MONTHS SINCE THIS SPIDER WAS GIVEN LIFE, IT IS ONLY TODAY SHE WILL BE GIVEN A NAME! WHAT WILL THE NAME OF THIS SPIDER BE?

NOTHING. SPIDERS DO NOT HAVE NAMES.

OH LOOK, A TASTY INSECT.

MUNCH MUNCH MUNCH.

(NOT REALLY THOUGH, SPIDERS DO NOT MUNCH)