Who's this noob? Being such a noob in his bedroom. God, get a skin. Anyway, today, the 10th of March, is the day this young man takes an adventure that no one would've thought would be possible. Unless you're counting everybody else who had the same idea and played the same game. Though it was sixteen years ago he spawned, it is only today he will be receiving a name.

What will the name of this man be?