==> Reader: Begin reading narrative.

You are fourteen years old today, and you have been less than subtle about what you want for the day of your birth.

Your mother doesn't seem to understand your obsession with video games, but you have friends that do.

Albeit, you've never met them in person, but regardless, they claim to agree with you.

But enough with exposition; you don't have a name yet! How do you expect to involve character development without a name?