You have no NAME, you are the EVERYMAN. Your interests are NONSPECIFIC ENTERTAINMENT and SPORTS. Job: wall paint watcher, amnesiac.

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Of course! When you are the EVERYMAN it can be hard to keep these identity issues in order - lacking the context available to other people and all. You enjoy SPORTS, but you admit to yourself you do so more because someone has to than out of sincere enjoyment. You spend your days monitoring various forms of WALL PAINT, to make sure they don't get out of hand.

What will you do?