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Panel #1
Your name is MEGHAN. You are a BISEXUAL ATHEIST who is REALLY BAD AT SPELLING. As of today, APRIL 15th, it is your BIRTHDAY. 13 YEARS AGO you were given LIFE by AN UNKNOWN PERSON. You are ADOPTED. Your ZODIAC SIGN is an ARIES. You have a GIRLFRIEND and 4 other BEST FRIENDS. Under all of that MEME TRASH or WHATEVER YOU ARE, you are CARING and would SACRIFICE YOURSELF IN A SECOND. You are also the QUEEN OF BADASSITY. You have a BAD REPUTATION, but your FRIENDS forgive you. BUT SCREW THAT. Your dad, JAMES, has gotten you a game called SBURB that you plan to play along with your friends like EVERY OTHER GAME YOU OWN.