Never Trust Space Players

Panel #1
A curly haired weirdo stands alone in his bedroom. It just so happens that today, the 14th of December, is this young man's 14th birthday. It is on this day that he will be given a name, which was supposed to happen last year, but didn't for some reasons that aren't relevant right now. But what really matters is that this boy gets a name. So, what shall it be?