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Panel #1
A YOUNG HOMO SAPIEN SHITHEAD STANDS IN HIS ROOM. IT JUST SO HAPPENS TO BE THE DAY OF HIS BIRTHDAY. WHICH WOULD BE "APRIL THIRTEENTH" OR WHATEVER THE FUCK. HE HAS NO NAME AND HAS BEEN NAMELESS FOR MANY HUMAN YEARS.

HE'S ALSO VERY VERY STUPID. TRUST ME.

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