DAD: John. Who did this to you?
JOHN: Nobody.. I-I... (uh) I fell over...??
DAD: John. Who did this to you.
JOHN: Dad... I don't wanna talk about it.
DAD: Was it those older boys? I knew I should have taken you to self-defence classes.
JOHN: No!! It's fine! I let them do this. I am plenty strong-
DAD: My son?? Who the f-fu- fudge did this to you? And why didn't you fight back!
JOHN: You said that gentlemen don't hit girls. So I let her hit me...
DAD: Not if they hit you first!