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You are now a young troll, seen at your hive. Make yourself cozy, chump.
AS NOT previously mentioned, it is NOT YOUR WRIGGLING DAY.
Your WRIGGLING DAY was 5 months ago. Exactly the day when you DIED.
You are 7.38, but for the sake of the non-Alternian readers, you are 16 EARTH YEARS.
You enjoy reading books of GRUESOME NATURE. Especially ones about DEATH, THE AFTERLIFE, AND HORROR.
You hold a special place in your heart for one book, though. "A THOROUGH ANALYSIS OF THE GRISLY" written by noone.
Well, not noone, but the name was scratched out when you found it some sweeps ago.
Besides READING MACABRE BOOKS, you do have some other interests.
You are BORDERLINE OBSESSED WITH JUNKFOOD.
Besides eating junk food while you read scary books, you are also quite talented at YO-YOS.
If someones lucky, they might be able to see you bust'a move.
And lastly, you have one more interest.
Well, it's more like a SECRET.
You are IN LOVE with 'STONE COLD' STEVE AUSTIN.
He is such a badass. You look up to him, even though you know you will never be as HARDCORE as he is.
You use a chat client called TROLLIAN to communicate with your friends, even though you could see them everyday.
Your trolltag is unfortunateConveyance, and Even thøugh yøu are dead, yøu always type with an excited tøne! Φ v Φ
Before we do anything, we should really find out your name.