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Your name is HANNAH WUMBO. Yes. Your last name is Wumbo. You are currently THIRTEEN YEARS OLD and CHINESE. You wish you were GERMAN and that so called TRANSETHNICS wouldn't be limited to ADOPTED KIDS and WEEABOOS. As for the less weird things, you like to CHAT WITH FRIENDS and PLAY VIDEO GAMES. Your favorite games are MINECRAFT and TERRARIA and your favorite bands are RAMMSTEIN and COLDPLAY. Your chumhandle is jadedFandouche and you type Like any other person.

Wait a second, you got a notification on the PESTERCHUM APP you developed. You're a fucking genius.