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A young man stands in his bedroom. Today is NOT his birthday, nor is it the birthday of any of his friends. Today is, however, the day where he is supposedly supposed to play a game with his friends. He is very excited for this, and is currently waiting for the game to arrive.

We all know what's going to happen though.

What is the name of this young man, anyway?