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Panel #1
Your name is MITCH COOLIO SFOOKNO.

You have a variety of goddamn INTERESTS. Including, but not limited to GUITAR STRUMMING UNTIL THE MIDNIGHT SKIES BECOME THE DARKEST SHADES OF BLUE SO THAT ALL THE LADIES MAY SWOON OVER YOUR SUAVE CHARM AND CARING FACE, READING BOOKS OF THE OLDEST AND MOST COMPLICATED PROSE AND LORE SO THAT YOU WILL BE THE MOST STUNNINGLY INTELLIGENT INTELLECT OF YOUR ERA YOU HAVE AN IQ OF 200 YOU'LL HAVE YOURSELF KNOW, and BEING THE MOST PRETENTIOUS BAG OF SHIT TO EVER WALK ACROSS THE EARTH.

But those are just some of your interests. It seems to be another hot sunny day in Bam-a-Lam. What the FRICK will you do?