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Panel #1
A Young man stands on his room. It just so happens that today, the 14th of March, 248 isn’t his young man’s birthday but he’s going to receive a gift anyway.

This young man won’t be named today, it would be silly and his dad already did that about 14 years in the past. Or whatever time it is in your frame of reference…

Let’s give it a try anyway, you might get it right.