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Panel #1
A young girl stands in her bedroom. It just so happens that today ISN'T this young girl's birthday, and it won't be for a few more days. To think it would be her birthday would be a COMPLETELY RIDICULOUS ANTIC that shouldn't happen. Anyways, this girl is thirteen years of age, it is time she got a name. What will the name of this young girl be?