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Here we see a messy room, with a bed in the corner, a closet with clothes hanging out, a dresser with clothes hanging out of it and plenty of things on it, a chest at the foot of the bed, a door, and a window facing outside. Within this room, there is a young man. No wait, why are we calling him a young man? He's not. He's a kid. Today is his 13th birthday. Even though he has been on this earth for 13 years, he has yet to receive a name. So, one must be given to him. What shall his name be?