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Sly: Equip SICKASS GUNSWORD in preparation for your CRITICAL MISSION.

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You hurry over to your trusty GUNBLADE and nearly buckle at the radiating, intense power. The drooling mouth of the gun seems to spasm at the thought of delivering each fatal round, while the shimmering blade threatens to cut down all who would dare approach. Surely this mixture of efficient killing machines will meet all of your foes with a quick and elegant demise. Life is a battleground, and with the GUNBLADE, you will always come out on top.

Shame this thing is plastic. You quickly store it in your Sylladex for later.