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BCC: You've got us, the valiant and genius Blue Claw. Then you have the despicable Red Sword. You've also got the snivelling Green Shield, and the absolutely disgusting Yellow Bell.
MACK: what's the difference?
BCC: ...
BCC: From wares to target audiences, everything is different! But all four have a common goal: to make the most money possible off each other.
BCC: And none of them are winning, but soon the Blue Claw shall come out on top.