Taffy machine: Tip over and start rolling uncontrollably.
Taffy machine: Tip over and start rolling uncontrollably.
Propelled by the internal momentum of its inner workings, the taffy machine builds up speed and begins to traverse a geographically implausible (and somewhat abstracted) circuit through Ponyville, startling numerous civilians as it goes. It passes by so many ponies, in fact, that its path makes for a serviceable CHARACTER SELECT SCREEN, although the options are reduced somewhat from the full range of ponies encountered on its path. Ponies like Lyra, for instance, obviously don't need any more screen time than they've had already.
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